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Pros: Experienced; has tried things you've never even thought of; has potions that make Viagra look like a kids drink; knows what the studs on studded leather armor are for.
Cons: Easily irritated, bossy; into that whole B&D thing.
Pros: Young, sweet, stacked, naïve, easily impressed.
Cons: Dumber than a box of rocks.
Pros: Always in bed.
Cons: Gillian keeps barging in.
Cons: Way too young to even be discussed here, you pervert.
Pros: May develop a schoolgirl crush on you in a few years, if you live that long.
Pros: Free drinks, good cook.
Cons: Married to Ogden; thinks sex is evil.
Black Jade & Red Vex
Pros: Every mother's nightmare, every schoolboy's dream; will fulfill all adolescent and most post-adolescent fantasies.
Cons: Do you really want to get naked with someone who'd do it with Lazarus?
As you can see, you could actually have group sex with the entire female population of Tristram in a barrel and still have room for most of the stuff that Adria likes to bring along to liven things up.
So, since there's room, here's a service for girl barbarians:
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