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The Size of the Weapon or the Skill of the Warrior?

It's the size of the weapon. See for yourself.

Massive Staff of Manhood

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Heavy Staff of Thrusting

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Rod of Onan

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Gnarled Root

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Short Staff of Mana

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Weak Staff of Flash

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One of the nice things about the fact that almost everyone in Tristram has either fled, been eaten by monsters or gone over to the Dark Side -- aside from shorter lines at the DMV -- is that we have space to evaluate everyone in town.

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