The human population of Tristram has plummeted lately. You may have to look outside
your own species for companionship. That's nobody's business but your own and that of the
other creature involved. However, use a little judgment.
"I know she's a real knockout and all the guys think I'm a big
stud... But the only reason she's going out with me is so she can burn my living flesh
with the Hellish Fires of Damnation and feast on my immortal soul for all Eternity!"
"This is the last time I let Adria fix me up on a blind date with someone she
describes as tall, athletic and horny!"
"Its not what you think! Were just good friends
I mean, I
hardly know her
I mean, I just wanted some milk! For crying out loud, Im only
trying to find the Cow Level!"
A barbarian keeps at least one hand on his weapon at all times. What he does with it is
Next Section: Is It the Size of the Weapon or the Skill
of the Warrior?
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