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How to Handle Rejection

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"You lie! Dumptruk saw empty shampoo bottle! You wash hair last night!"

Tristram is a tough place to find a date, what with most of the population having been executed by King Leoric or eaten by monsters. The adventurous and open-minded barbarian should be willing to look for companionship outside his own species. Within reason...

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