 "Clueless Newbie" <clueless@bozofeet.com>
wrote in message
news:20000910132721.24720.00000000@ng-fo1.aol.com...
wrote:
> >>HEY! WHERE KAN I DOWNLOAD THE NEW D2 TRAINER BY BOZOFEET! HE IS SO KEWL I
WISH I WAS JUST LIKE HIM!
> >> "BozoFeet" <thegreatandpowerful@bozofeet.com>
> >wrote in
> >> message news:gotanyham@towncrier.cc.grizzly.edu...
> >> >wrote:
> >> >I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOZO FEET! (insert clip of thunder and
lightning) I INVITE YOU TO PARTAKE OF MY MAGNIFICENT TRAINER THAT YOU MAY BASK IN THE
GLORY THAT IS BOZO FEET! (insert clip of cheering masses) HERE IS MY URL, O ADORING ONE!
> >> > "BozoFeet" <themagnificent@bozofeet.com>
wrote in message
> >> > news:20000923666911.19973.00000000@ng-fk1.aol.com...
> >> >wrote:
> >> >THIS NEWSREADER IS UNWORTHY OF THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE BOZO FEET! (insert
clip of nuclear blast) IT HAS FAILED TO POST THE URL FOR MY MOST EXCELLENT TRAINER! I, THE
INCREDIBLE BOZO FEET (insert clip of giant robot), WILL TRY AGAI
> >> > > >"BozoFeet" <thegreatandterrible@bozofeet.com>
wrote in message
> >> > > >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-fk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> wrote:
> >> > > >> WTF? WHY CAN I, THE MAGNIFICENT BOZO FEET (insert clip of
giant robot?!), NOT POST THE URL OF MY DELICIOUS D2 TRAINER?
> >> > > >> ""
> >> <unidentifieduser@battle.net>
> >> > > >> wrote:
> >> > > >>Use of your so-called trainer has disrupted the balance of
the worlds of the Battle Net. In fact, it was repeated use of your defective trainers that
caused the entity known as the Adversary to spring into being.
Its continued use is now creating more false Boojums, known as Snarks, and therefore
cannot be permitted to continue.
> >> > > >> >"BozoFeet" <theincrediblywellhung@bozofeet.com>
wrote in
message
> >> > > >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-fk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> wrote:
> >> > > >> WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE OMNIPOTENCE THAT IS BOZO FEET?!
(insert clip of sorority girls pulling their panties down) MY MOST WONDEROUS TRAINER WILL
INSPIRE MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS AND BRING GREATER GLORY TO ME, BOZO FEET! (Insert clip of T.
Rex bellowing in triumph) THE URL FOR MY MAGICAL CANDY-LIKE TRAINER IS
> >> > > >> >> "" <unidentifieduser@battle.net> wrote in
message
> >> > > >> >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-1.aol.com...
> >>>> > > >> wrote:
> >>>> > > >> No one can see your URL. Your last several
responses have included a virus that instructs the users' computers to automatically
killfile you. Your server is permanently offline and your hard drive will reformat itself
if you attempt to exit your newsreader.
> >> > > >> >> > "Bozo Feet" <totallykewl@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> > news:20006345789947.08605.00000108@ng-bk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >wrote:
> >> > > >> >> > > >>MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS WILL RALLY
AROUND ME, THE SPLENDIFEROUS BOZO FEET (insert clip of the Pope blessing the masses), AND
YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE, WILL BE
> >> > > >> >> "" <unidentifieduser@battle.net> wrote in
message
> >> > > >> >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-1.aol.com...
> >>>> > > >> wrote:
> >>>> > > >> Your loyal followers, by and large, are perplexed
by the absence of an "any" key on their keyboards. They will not be able to undo
the effects of the Killfile_BozoFeet virus, nor will they be able to keep from spreading
it.
> >> > > >> >> > "Bozo Feet" <bigbigstud@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> > news:20006345789947.08605.00000108@ng-bk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >wrote:
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO
ME! I AM BOZO FEET! (insert clip of chickens clucking) BOZO FEET! (insert clip of manure
spreader instruction sheet) I AM BOZO FEET! (insert clip of toilet flushing)
> >> > > >> >> > "Bozo Feet" <bigbigbaby@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> > news:20006345789947.08605.00000108@ng-bk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >wrote:
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >CAN ANYONE SEE THIS? PAY
ATTENTION TO ME, THE GREAT BOZO FEET! (clip corrupted) HELLO?
> >> > > >> >> > "B_zo F3et" <corrupteduserid@bozo_eet.com> wrote in
message
> >> > > >> >> > news:20006345789947.086he.lpme0108@ng-bk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >wrote:
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >MOMMY!
> >> > > >> >> "" <unidentifieduser@battle.net> wrote in
message
> >> > > >> >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-1.aol.com...
> >>>> > > >> wrote:
> >>>> > > >> Plonk. Continuity is served. |
