Collaborative Carnage

"Clueless Newbie" <clueless@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
news:20000910132721.24720.00000000@ng-fo1.aol.com...
wrote:
> >>HEY! WHERE KAN I DOWNLOAD THE NEW D2 TRAINER BY BOZOFEET! HE IS SO KEWL I WISH I WAS JUST LIKE HIM!

> >> "BozoFeet" <thegreatandpowerful@bozofeet.com>
> >wrote in
> >> message news:gotanyham@towncrier.cc.grizzly.edu...
> >> >wrote:
> >> >I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOZO FEET! (insert clip of thunder and lightning) I INVITE YOU TO PARTAKE OF MY MAGNIFICENT TRAINER THAT YOU MAY BASK IN THE GLORY THAT IS BOZO FEET! (insert clip of cheering masses) HERE IS MY URL, O ADORING ONE!

> >> > "BozoFeet" <themagnificent@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:20000923666911.19973.00000000@ng-fk1.aol.com...
> >> >wrote:
> >> >THIS NEWSREADER IS UNWORTHY OF THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE BOZO FEET! (insert clip of nuclear blast) IT HAS FAILED TO POST THE URL FOR MY MOST EXCELLENT TRAINER! I, THE INCREDIBLE BOZO FEET (insert clip of giant robot), WILL TRY AGAI

> >> > > >"BozoFeet" <thegreatandterrible@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
> >> > > >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-fk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> wrote:
> >> > > >> WTF? WHY CAN I, THE MAGNIFICENT BOZO FEET (insert clip of giant robot?!), NOT POST THE URL OF MY DELICIOUS D2 TRAINER?

> >> > > >> ""
> >> <unidentifieduser@battle.net>
> >> > > >> wrote:
> >> > > >>Use of your so-called trainer has disrupted the balance of the worlds of the Battle Net. In fact, it was repeated use of your defective trainers that caused the entity known as the Adversary to spring into being.
Its continued use is now creating more false Boojums, known as Snarks, and therefore cannot be permitted to continue.

> >> > > >> >"BozoFeet" <theincrediblywellhung@bozofeet.com> wrote in
message
> >> > > >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-fk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> wrote:
> >> > > >> WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE OMNIPOTENCE THAT IS BOZO FEET?! (insert clip of sorority girls pulling their panties down) MY MOST WONDEROUS TRAINER WILL INSPIRE MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS AND BRING GREATER GLORY TO ME, BOZO FEET! (Insert clip of T. Rex bellowing in triumph) THE URL FOR MY MAGICAL CANDY-LIKE TRAINER IS

> >> > > >> >> "" <unidentifieduser@battle.net> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-1.aol.com...
> >>>> > > >> wrote:
> >>>> > > >> No one can see your URL. Your last several responses have included a virus that instructs the users' computers to automatically killfile you. Your server is permanently offline and your hard drive will reformat itself if you attempt to exit your newsreader.

> >> > > >> >> > "Bozo Feet" <totallykewl@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> > news:20006345789947.08605.00000108@ng-bk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >wrote:
> >> > > >> >> > > >>MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS WILL RALLY AROUND ME, THE SPLENDIFEROUS BOZO FEET (insert clip of the Pope blessing the masses), AND YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE, WILL BE

> >> > > >> >> "" <unidentifieduser@battle.net> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-1.aol.com...
> >>>> > > >> wrote:
> >>>> > > >> Your loyal followers, by and large, are perplexed by the absence of an "any" key on their keyboards. They will not be able to undo the effects of the Killfile_BozoFeet virus, nor will they be able to keep from spreading it.

> >> > > >> >> > "Bozo Feet" <bigbigstud@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> > news:20006345789947.08605.00000108@ng-bk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >wrote:
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I AM BOZO FEET! (insert clip of chickens clucking) BOZO FEET! (insert clip of manure spreader instruction sheet) I AM BOZO FEET! (insert clip of toilet flushing)


> >> > > >> >> > "Bozo Feet" <bigbigbaby@bozofeet.com> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> > news:20006345789947.08605.00000108@ng-bk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >wrote:
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >CAN ANYONE SEE THIS? PAY ATTENTION TO ME, THE GREAT BOZO FEET! (clip corrupted) HELLO?

> >> > > >> >> > "B_zo F3et" <corrupteduserid@bozo_eet.com> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> > news:20006345789947.086he.lpme0108@ng-bk1.aol.com...
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >wrote:
> >> > > >> >> > > >> >MOMMY!

> >> > > >> >> "" <unidentifieduser@battle.net> wrote in message
> >> > > >> >> news:20006969696911.19973.00000000@ng-1.aol.com...
> >>>> > > >> wrote:
> >>>> > > >> Plonk. Continuity is served.

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