March of the Cross-Dressing Barbarians
We're manly men with softer sides
We rarely bathe, we're often stinky
We aren't agrarians....
We deal death and take our lumps
We like our swords and clubs and flails
We aren't librarians....
We're dragon slayers and slayers in drag
We laugh at Fireballs and Stone Curses
We aren't seminarians....
When there's a battle, we're always ready
And woe to you, you will regret
We don't play accordions....
We're lords of adventure-fantasies
We aren't Maid Marions....
Read Dumptruk's Guide to Crossdressing for Barbarians and find out:
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