March of the Cross-Dressing Barbarians We're manly men with softer sides We rarely bathe, we're often stinky We aren't agrarians.... We deal death and take our lumps We like our swords and clubs and flails We aren't librarians.... We're dragon slayers and slayers in drag We laugh at Fireballs and Stone Curses We aren't seminarians.... When there's a battle, we're always ready And woe to you, you will regret We don't play accordions.... We're lords of adventure-fantasies We aren't Maid Marions.... |
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